Here’s the Scoop!

Apologies for being a tad M.I.A. from the blog, but it’s been a busy season of school visits, writing, and of course, revising. But being a busy author is good. Very good indeed, as Detective Wilcox would say.

For starters, I’m beyond thrilled to share that WHO’S WRITING THIS STORY?! received a lovely first review from Foreword Reviews.

And speaking of WHO’S WRITING THIS STORY?!, have you seen the adorable book trailer?

To celebrate the release of WHO’S WRITING THIS STORY?!, there will be a party.

Well Piggy, I’m so glad you asked. A HUGE party with story time, crafts, cupcakes (lots of cupcakes!!!), and super cool swag. It will be at Books of Wonder on May 11th at 11:30 am. For more information and to pre-order, please click here.

In addition to the book launch, I am so looking forward to the Poughkeepsie Book Festival on March 30th from 10 am to 3 pm and the Hudson Children’s Book Festival on May 4th from 10 am to 3 pm. Please stop by and say hello if you happen to be in the neighborhood.

For now, I think that’s all the news that’s fit to print! Have a wonderful weekend. Happy reading!

Book Deal!

Thrilled the Pigs and Big Bad Wolf are finally out of the bag. Oops! Did I say bag? I meant book! SUPER HUGE THANKS to Liza Fleissig, Ginger Harris-Dontzin, Marissa Moss, Deborah Zemke, Bank Street Writers Lab, and to my critique buddies for their endless encouragement and support. WHO’S WRITING THIS STORY? will be in bookstores and libraries Spring 2024. WOOHOO!

Happy Birthday, THE CASE OF THE BAD APPLES!

Birthing a book is NOT an easy process. THE CASE OF THE BAD APPLES went through 32 plus rewrites and revisions. Talk about stretch marks! But in the end it is so worth it. I’d like to shout out a super HUGE THANK YOU to Creston Books, Marissa Moss, Deborah Zemke, Simon Stahl, Liza Fleissig, Ginger Harris-Dontzin, The Bank Street Writers Lab, Jill Davis, Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen, Marcelino de Santos, Michael J. Miller, and Sarah Longstaff for their feedback and endless encouragement and support.

THE CASE OF THE BAD APPLES is available wherever books are sold. However, please support your independent bookstores. In honor of Independent Bookstore Day this past Saturday, I am giving away a $50 gift card to Books of Wonder. To enter, click here. There are four days left to enter! Good luck!

Now, let’s get to the party! Deborah Zemke and I are having our Virtual Launch at Books of Wonder on September 6th at 1 pm (EST). To register for the event on crowdcast, please click here.

And one last item! The first 50 pre-orders of THE CASE OF THE BAD APPLES will receive a super-cool detective loot bag!  (Hat not included.)

That’s all folks!

 

PIG-DIC-U-LOUS-LY SWEET NEWS!

Detective Wilcox, Captain Griswold, and I are thrilled to share our first review of The Case of the Bad Apples. Let’s just say it’s PIG-DIC-U-LOUS-LY AWESOME!!!!! Here’s what Kirkus Reviews had to say: 

More hard-boiled hilarity, this time with a side of apples.

In their third case, mice Detective Wilcox and Capt. Griswold, esteemed Missing Food Investigators, look into the latest “bad apple” on the farm. The action starts with a call from a doctor at Whole Hog Emergency Care. It seems Porcini “pigged out” on a basket of apples that may have been deliberately poisoned! For the MFIs, that’s a Code 22—better known as “attempted hamslaughter.” The detectives rush to the scene of the crime to get the 411 and “save [Porcini’s] bacon.” At the pig’s pen, they find the basket (with four remaining apples) and a series of hoof, claw, and paw prints. The MFIs quickly narrow down the suspects to fellow farm animals Sweet Pea (another pig), Herman the Vermin (a rat), and Hot Dog (a dog, natch). But whodunit? Forensics will reveal the truth. With a successful formula established in earlier series entries, this one’s par for the course. The five chapters range in text complexity, reaching 23 lines at most per page. Full-color cartoon spot illustrations provide contextual clues and break up the text. Though yellow sticky notes define slangy terms like “tox screen” and “perp,” the abundant wordplay is perhaps best deciphered by more confident readers.

Completely “pig-dic-u-lous”—and a whole lot of fun. (recipe) (Early reader. 7-9)

I’d like to shout out a SUPER HUGE THANK YOU to Marissa Moss (editor and publisher extraordinaire), Deborah Zemke (illustrator genius), Simon Stahl (designer rock star), Mollie Katzen (cookbook author superstar), Liza Fleissig and Ginger Harris-Dontzin (my very special agents), and EVERYONE who read, reread, and REREAD this manuscript that went through revisions of biblical proportions, including but not limited to, The Bank Street Writers LabJill DavisSudipta Bardhan-QuallenMarcelino de Santos, and Sarah Longstaff. And wait! I’m not done.

We interrupt this post to bring you an adorable hammy eating.

A super HUGE THANK YOU to Julie GribbleDoreen CroninNick Bruel, and JoEllen McCarthy for the kind words on the back of the book. And of course, thank you to Kirkus Reviews for the lovely review.

Guest Post by Darlene Beck Jacobson: Be Careful What You Wish For

Greetings, readers! I hope everyone reading this post is in excellent health and continues to stay in excellent health. Sending heartfelt best wishes to one and all.

Now, I have an extra special treat for you. The amazing Darlene Beck Jacobson is stopping by on her worldwide web tour to talk about her AWESOME new middle-grade novel in verse, Wishes, Dares & How to Stand Up to a Bully. So, without further ado, Darlene take it away.

Darlene: Thanks for having me on the blog today, Robin!

Have you ever made a wish hoping and praying that it will come true? Did it? Was it a good wish or a bad wish? What happened after you made the wish? Did you feel good about it, or not so good?

It seems there are lots of books about wishes. Here are some recent favorites of mine:

My new book, Wishes, Dares & How to Stand Up to a Bully, talks about both good and bad wishes.

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Briefly, eleven-year-old Jack misses his Dad who is MIA in Vietnam. It’s been months since he and his family had word of his whereabouts. The last thing Jack wants to do is spend the summer with his grandparents. Mom believes it will be good for all of them – meaning, Jack, his sister Katy, Mom, Gran and Pops – to be together while they wait for word about Dad. Keeping busy will keep them out of trouble and help them think of other things. Jack expects the worst summer of his life. The first summer without.  Without Dad, without friends, without his room and all the things that remind him of Dad. When Jack meets Jill, a girl with a brother who makes trouble for both of them, things they believe are turned upside down. Welcome to a summer of fishing, camping, bullies, and a fish who grants wishes. A fish that could be the answer to Jack’s problem. But when Jill makes wishes of her own, things don’t turn out the way they expected. Every wish has a consequence. Will the fish grant Jack’s biggest wish? Will Jack be brave enough to ask?

Let me introduce you to the four main characters as seen through the eyes of the narrator, eleven-year-old Jack.

JACK

I jiggle the rod, trying

to interest a fish.

Pops expects some level of

ENTHUSIASM!!!

He gave up his day

to bring me here.

 

I wish the fish were biting

like last summer, he says.

We’d have caught a dozen by now.

In our bucket,

one sorry fish stares out.

If it was a fish that granted a wish

I’d ask it to bring

DAD home.

 

I wouldn’t waste my wish on

another fish.

 

KATY

My sister makes me laugh,

even when I feel like crying.

She spins in a circle,

pigtails swinging around,

and around, until she falls drunk with dizziness,

a pile of laughter in the grass.

This time do it with me, Jack.

She grabs my hand. We twirl and spin.

 

Katy remembers Dad

in a little kid kind of way.

Not the staying up late to talk and sneak ice cream

when everyone else sleeps way.

If he came home,

he would be like a stranger.

Katy wouldn’t grab

a stranger’s hand and take him for a spin.

When we land in the grass,

a thought pokes me

like Katy does with her elbow

when I try to ignore her being a pest.

Will Dad someday seem like

a stranger to me, too?

 

How many spins does

it take to make

bad thoughts go away?

 

JILL

Here’s what I know about Jill.

She’s eleven like me.

Crazy about bugs,

naming them like the scientists do.

Isn’t afraid of putting a worm on a hook.

Her favorite color is pink.

She can make lemonade come out of her nose.

We never run out of things to talk about.

 

She makes me forget about Dad.

Almost

not really

but

she makes me laugh.

 

I catch a fish with one eye missing.

Jill says, Throw it back.

Why?

If it can survive like that,

it must have a special purpose,

don’t you think?

 

I stare at the fish that doesn’t look special,

wondering what happened to the other eye.

I’m naming it Fred, I say

before I throw it back.

 

Special things should have a name,

don’t you think?

 

CODY

I hear them and then

I see them coming across the field,

Cody and Brad, shouting and

hurling insults at

each other, until they find us,

sitting, waiting for a fish

our fish

the fish

waiting for Fred.

 

You losers can’t even catch a fish. Cody

flings the net into the water.

Jill stares at the spot, lips clamped shut as

a ripple spreads out toward us, the net

floating across the pond,

like an empty raft.

 

I keep my eyes on

Cody, who grabs grapes,

shoves them into his

mouth, daring me to stop him.

He reaches for the can of worms.

 

Jill stares so hard at the water,

trying to keep her promise to

not talk to Cody,

trying so hard to ignore the

loudest thing.

I jump up and snatch the can

of worms before he does.

 

He stops, stares frozen for a minute,

long enough for me to

collect my courage.

When Jack discovers the fish he and Jill caught might actually grant wishes, he wants to learn more about how this wish thing works:

TALE

I go to the library and ask for stories about

wishing, and if wishes in the stories

come true.

 

The librarian shows me a tale called

The Fisherman and His Wife,

a story where a fish grants wishes.

Even though the wife made the fisherman

ask for things, he had to do the asking and

only had three wishes. The wishes

didn’t make them happy, because

they didn’t turn out the way they thought.

 

The wishes backfired because you have to make

the wish using the

right

careful

exact words.

My wish isn’t for

power

fame

fortune.

It’s a wish to bring Dad home.

What could be more right than

that wish?

 

My whole body tingles with excitement, ready

to make my wish. The only wish

worth making.

Until

I read the second tale called

The Monkey’s Paw.

 

A man and woman ask

the monkey’s paw for some money.

The next day their only son

has an accident,

gets mangled in a machine and

dies.

They receive his life insurance money,

the exact amount they asked for.

The man wants to get rid of the paw,

but the woman misses her son

so much, she uses a wish

asking to bring her dead son back.

 

When they hear a knock on the door,

the man knows it’s his dead son who is

probably messed up,

bloody

like a zombie

knocking and knocking.

Before his wife runs to open the door,

he uses his last wish to

send his son back to where he came from.

 

By the time I finish reading,

hairs on my arms and spine

are standing straight up, like soldiers.

I would scream! except

you’re supposed to be quiet

in a library.

 

What if that

or something else

bad

horrible

worse

happens

when I wish Dad home?

The words you use in a wish,

REALLY

ABSOLUTELY

POSITIVELY

have to be the right ones,

otherwise anything

something

the worst unthinkable thing

might happen.

I need to think about this wish, and

maybe see what Jill thinks about it too.

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Darlene Beck Jacobson is a former teacher and speech therapist who has loved writing since she was a girl. She is also a lover of history and can often be found mining dusty closets and drawers in search of skeletons from her past. She enjoys adding these bits of her ancestry to stories such as her award-winning middle grade historical novel Wheels of Change (Creston Books, 2014), and Wishes, Dares & How to Stand Up to a Bully (Creston Books, 2020).

Darlene lives and writes her stories in New Jersey with her family and a house full of dust bunnies. She’s caught many fish, but has never asked one to grant her a wish. She’s a firm believer in wishes coming true, so she tries to be careful for what she wishes.

Her blog features recipes, activities, crafts, articles on nature, book reviews, and interviews with children’s book authors and illustrators. To learn more about Darlene, please visit her website by clicking here.

Twitter: @DBeckJacobson

Email: darlenejacobson13@gmail.com

Wishes, Dares & How to Stand Up to a Bully is available for pre-order on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and at your favorite independent bookstore.

To follow Darlene on her web tour, please stop by Holly Schindler’s website on April 2, where she’ll talk about plotting a novel in verse by clicking here. And in case you missed Darlene’s previous stop on March 24th, please visit Roseanne Kurstedt’s website, where Darlene talked about three ways to stand up to bullying without using fists by clicking here.

 

Happy National Carrot Cake!

Detective Wilcox, Captain Griswold, and I would like to wish everyone an extraordinarily yummy Happy National Carrot Cake Day!

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On this wonderfully delicious holiday, we have a special treat to share with our readers: Mollie Katzen’s out-of-this world carrot cake recipe from The Case of the Missing Carrot Cake. recipe.jpgAnd I must tell you a secret. There’s no better way to enjoy a slice or two or three of carrot cake than by watching Wanda Sykes read The Case of the Missing Carrot Cake.

Bon appétit! Et bien sur, let them eat cake.

Happy Halloween from Hildie Bitterpickles, Clawdia et moi!

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Halloween is my all-time favorite holiday. Nothing better than waking up to a full moon, starting the day with a broom ride, and returning home to a breakfast of cream of eye ball porridge, rat smoothies, and slimy eel fritters. YUM! YUM! YUM! DELISH!

I hope everyone has a happy and healthy holiday. One small piece of advise. Be sure to brush and floss after the rat smoothies and eel fritters (Nobody wants to be caught with rat tails stuck in their teeth and eel breath is apparently the worst. So I’ve been told.)

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And on this wonderfully dark and gloomy day, be sure to check out the SPOOK-TA-CU-LAR-LY ADORABLE Hildie Bitterpickles book trailer by Cynthia Nugent at Rascal Media.

One last BOO-RI-FIC note. Hildie Bitterpickles Needs Her Sleep, illustrated by Chris Ewald (Creston Books), is available at bookstores EVERYWHERE. Be sure to grab your copy before it flies off the shelf. It’s SPELL-BIN-DING-LY fun.

 

 

 

SOKY Book Fest 2019

I have a confession. I’m terrible at keeping secrets. So do you want to know a secret? SOKY Book Fest is one of my all-time favorite book festivals.

On April 26 and 27th, I attended my second SOKY Book Fest in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Needless to say, it was AWESOME! Day 1 was Teen and Children’s Day with author presentations throughout the day ranging the gamut from picture books to YA, with a focus on getting kids excited about craft—both written and illustration. Day 2 included more author presentations and three dynamite keynotes by Angie Thomas, Rita Mae Brown, and Silas House. I participated in a picture book panel with Sherry Howard, Shutta Crum, Eddie Price, and Susan Eaddy, where much of the discussion seemed to focus on traditional versus nontraditional publishing.

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I also had the opportunity to interview with the amazing Barbara Deeb from WKU-PBS/WKU-NPR for her show Outside the Book. Stay tuned for the interview.

Here are a few photographic highlights:

Pre-conference: While I was at LaGuardia Airport grabbing a quick breakfast, I spied with my little eye Skyhorse Publishing on the kiosk. How cool is that?!!!

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Diana Murray and Greg Howard at the pre-conference author dinner, with Debbie Dadey in the background at the Preservation Tasting Room and Bottle Shop.

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Artie Bennett et moi 

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Diana Murray being interviewed by students. 

Wendy BooydeGraaff

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Me and the crew: Phil, Jim, Harry, Wilcox & Griswold, and Hildie Bitterpickles

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Sherry Howard 

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2016 Picture Book Debuts (left to right):

Mary Reaves Uhles, Diana Murray, moi, and Wendy BooydeGraaff

Jessica Young and two adorable fans

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Check out those author signatures! 

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Group shot

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Sara Volpi, SOKY Book Fair Coordinator extraordinaire

Meet the Authors Reception at Knicely Center 

Left photo: Stephen Messer, Wendy BooydeGraaff, Shutta Crum, and Diana Murray 

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Creston Books in the house! Me and Ingrid Palmer 

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Barbara Deeb during an interview for Outside the Book. 

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Susan Eaddy

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Wendy BooydeGraaff, moi, Susan Eaddy, and Jessica Young (photo by Susan Eaddy)

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Adorable! 

I’d like to shout out a huge THANK YOU to Sara Volpi, SOKY Book Fest Coordinator extraordinaire, Barnes & Noble, Warren County Public Library, WKU Libraries, and to all the volunteers for making the conference so very special.

 

 

 

 

 

The Bookshop at the End of the Internet with Stacey Horan

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A few weeks ago, I had the privilege of stopping by Stacey Horan’s podcast, The Bookshop at the End of the Internet, to talk about books, writing, revision, and more. It’s been a lifelong goal to master the use of “um” and I think I’ve finally done it. So, please click here to give a listen and enjoy!

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Stacey Horan is the award-winning YA author of Inland, The Elixir Vitae Adventures: ORTUS (Book 1), The Elixir Vitae Adventures: JUVENIS (Book 2), and Sycamore Lane. To learn more about Stacey, her awesome books, and The Bookshop at the End of the Internet, please visit her website.